Mysterious heart attack, you know? Now, when I saw it on the menu I did some research, and I am fairly certain there is no way that is possible. Its okay to tell me. The ocean is a scary place and a childs imagination is even scarier. Excuses, excuses. Its ok, cause you can say whatever you want about me because I dont really think of myself as a thief, I think of myself more as an artist. Youre telling me I have to share my room? I talked to her. Willy nilly silly old bear. I took a vow of charity, kindness and beauty. Because I doubted myself and got tired. He laughed and said he wouldnt believe it unless I made the worlds biggest loaf. Now, Im 95 and I can hardly walk. You didnt expect that did you Yeah, I didnt either. I have more chores than any of my other friends. Always knew it would.". Let me call you back when I get home. You know what, forget about it! Im so sorry! A person's internal monologue, or intrapersonal communication, is a conversation a person has with the self, linked to their sense of self. They call it fractal. A few more feet and I would have died. It happens at random times, like at night when Im in bed and looking at my phone. We shall get there someday.". 2000 calories isnt even a pound. Third Place Winner! Cerritos Mall No, sir crocs are not a 911 emergency, however I do appreciate your concern because they truly are a real FASHION CRIME. Some of my skills include speed stacking, using candy to locating lost children, and peeling the smiley sticker off first try, no tear! (looks around) Where am I? By: Georgia E. Alberta, Canada, Age 13 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: An ice cream flavor is having an identity crisis. Alright. She knows what she did. And if something as simple as that can keep going, Ill tell myself I can too. She pulled me in here. I made my way out to the kitchen and then I saw her. Dry as a whistle. Howre you doing this fine morning? So she made her sisters stop and take pictures of her. I would do anything to get my family back. [Christopher Robin] Don't worry, Pooh! A wedged bear in a great tightness. Or by the logo hologram on the cassette. (pause) Tomorrow? I kinda knew I had it all along. HOW DID HE DO THAT?!? I was the one who deserved his care. And my job? You know the times when you lie in the dark and ponder upon questions about life? I only called him Sticky Ricky when I was angry with him. I began to tear up, and you just opened your eyes and smiled. Who does that? Lifewe take it for granted, dont we? Ya know, this whole psychologist thing in general is kind of corrupt. Yes, sorry George, yesterday my boss Samantha ran at me with a shrimp cocktail the size of a Clydesdale. What's your problem? Poem by Eeyore is one of the best poems A.A. Milne wrote featuring characters from Winnie-the-Pooh. By: Amira Reid, Age 16, Ontario, Canada Description: A teen talks to her mom about how her life is far from normal. Right now, I want all ears please there was a prophesy that means a prediction by the Gods that if anybody ate anything from the Underworld, they would have to stay there. Heck, Ive worked here 28 years and I cant get this darned promotion. Thats right, I married my Uncle. Owl, you fly over to Piglet's house, and tell him we'll make a rescue. So, last March. Third Place Winner By: Justin Kyzar, Mississippi, USA, Age 15 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A frustrated teacher deals with a rowdy class. And it wasnt the time I stole a hotdog cart in Times Square. But when I was messing around with Ricky, I told him I liked disco. Really? Genre: Comedic. My good fellow, I wouldn't go so far as to call it a Windsday, just a gentle spring zephyr. That was a pretty low point for me, I gotta admit. Im where? Youve got to find that guy. We used to know everything about each other. I see a therapist. They never told us, but I watched this movie about Mt. I'm not in the book, but I'm at your service. Time for my stoutness exercise. Mama always said avoid the political talk. For the first few nights I slept rough. By: Jeremy K., Age 12, Idaho Falls, Idaho, USA Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: The leader of the elves union rallies the elves against Santa. Actually, youre worse than that, if you were selling a vacuum cleaner, no one would buy it because of how stupid you sound. You want to know what I thought of last nights episode of Greys Anatomy? Yes, the Versace one. I kept it simple just saying "Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being there for me. The point is that I am no longer the book nerd who dreams of being in every book they read, cries about fictional characters, only wants to do something because the strong female character did. And Im like, How do you expect me to know that you want to talk about something when you specifically say to me, I dont want to talk about it? Just tell me you want to talk about it, its not that hard. (waits a second) He stopped. Summary. Hello? The flag represents our country. You tell him no and hope he gives up. This would be my moment! Eeyores monologue. There he is! Monday the 26th of April. And again, I say WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I am a social butterfly who has their own original personality and doesnt rely on books for happiness. Help me with the groceries! Youll never take over the world or have any henchmen. Winnie the Pooh I have participated in clubs you have never even heard of and my extracurricular record spans 5 pages. I was a block away from the work office when I went to the coffee shop right around the corner and got some hot coffee. I put my hands onto the freezing car window and saw that my keys were inside of the car! Youre not going to believe this bit of advice, but Id be very careful of spending too much time looking in mirrors if I were you. Like most small boys, Christopher Robin has toy animals to play with and they lived together in a wonderful world of make believe. At first, its like heaven opened up and sent you this thing, this incredible, furry, loveable thing. Then at school I couldnt get in with the counselor or any of the people in the office, and all of my friends ignored me when I tried to speak to them. My dad works a lot and I think thats why hes mad all the time. Then, when I got on the bus this morning, none of my friends were on, and I had to sit with a stranger! First Place Winner! I just know. Now its grey. How are you doing? What if you wake up every day feeling like you just want to disappear, sink into a cloud of nothing? Who would enter such a competition and then murder someone just ensure their victory? Eventually, Dad stopped coming to dinner. Yes, this is an emergency. Ive adored the little rascals since I could say the word. I just wanted to say, I love you and we miss I hate seeing you so pale. They just know it, deep down, they dont feel pretty. No, no, no, no, I am not going to let the two of you drop out of school! So, I gave up. Wrong. The twins ended up winning that game but still, I cant believe I caught a home run! Ohhh. Have a good day at work! When he caught me looking through his phone, he was a little mad, and he explained that just because hes talking to women, doesnt mean hes cheating on me. Just look at those muscles! Mr. Narrator: Well, the big one came out first, and the little one came out last, which was what Pooh wanted. He had just reached the ripe old age of one hundred and three though, of course, he'd only admit to 97. She rubbed my back and made me feel better. My parents always liked their drugs better than they liked me. (Pause.) Until one day last summer. I didnt even realize what I was missing out on. The contract says $1 million for an iceberg from Antarctica. In the middle of my inspirational speech. How about you try to leave and rejoin? Second Place Winner By: Abby S., Alberta, Canada, Age 14 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Comedic Description: 30-year-old Sam is sharing a eulogy for their cats funeral. (shows hand and points to both ankles) No, I dont know why! But now everybody knows about me because of Aladdin. Im sorry. He claimed that Jenny was his science partner and that Mrs. Switzer was his piano teacher. Whats that? Oh, I have to turn it off. Last night my world was shattered. My mom recalls my occasional doldrums even in infancy, more frequent as I age. Although Im nowhere near perfect, I still have a lot of work to do. Im the smartest of all da leprechauns. But hey, at least shes not one of those dairy-free flavors. (Girl acts melodramatically) OMG! My dad used to apologize a lot. On a daily basis, I would see people having nervous breakdowns. Two words: brown shoes. And, if its a life you want at the end of this, go home. Needs planks for bracing. Besides, all my favorite artists were plagued with it too. I thought it would take longer for you to arrive. I understand that its like the second class of the year and you want to form a relationship with your new students or whatever, but not like that. Here it is. (Picks up a heart shaped box of chocolates.) They wont be back for a long time, if ever. You've got my card. I don't mind the leaves that are leaving. For what? I have been captain of the debate club since you said your first word and believe it or not, sitting here beside (pause) obvious genius like you is not exactly how I wanted to spend my time tonight. It makes me feel proud. They just hung up. By: Clara Johnson, Age 17, Pennsylvania, USA Description: A teenager explains her obsession over her weight. There is no way shrimp could get their tiny little hands on the frying pan, and I dont think they have the brain capacity to know when rice is done cooking. But like most people, I couldnt afford the copay, the waitlist was pages long, and I quickly became discouraged. But shes great. The 23 Best Disney Movie Monologues For Auditions (Animated Movies) 1. Im only the accepted thin; where no one would even take a glance at me, ya know? That feels right to me. Isn't this a clever disguise? You make me happy every day. Ive never heard someone say sorry more than you have. (Lies down on the floor.) Just for trying to say hello? We were driving along laughing and joking. Thats where hes actually buried. Oh! Genre: Dramatic, Woman: (Starts to cry a little bit) I just dont get it. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); document.getElementById( "ak_js_2" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); Our work is created by a team of talented poetry experts, to provide an in-depth look into poetry, like no other. But shes gone. I really am innocent. Charlie from science, right? I am the only one who passed? I cant wait! First Place Winner By: Karina S., Baton Rouge, Lousiana, USA, Age 15 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A daughter remembers things about her mother who passed away. And you cant convince me otherwise, because I cant just keep sitting here, day after day, doing nothing, and feeling soso WORTHLESS! Had I known better, I would have done the same. Well, Ive never been much for friends. The P stands for Penelope, it was my mothers name. I can see it in your eyes straight away you're one of us. Willy nilly silly old bear. I threw it back. If you had listened during history class, instead of dozing off or chatting with your friends online, youd probably know how royalty in Ancient Mesopotamia and Ancient Egypt considered themselves close to the gods. You know Alex, right? Oh, did I make you cry? He even gets away with rubbing it in my face. [Eeyore] Thanks. Genre: Comedy. It would be the greatest thing ever to happen in your country. Pooh: Oh! One day, they had a special lottery offer. Now, behave Officer, I dont think the security cameras would appreciate a cop lunging at a student. Second Place Winner! His name is James. First Place Winner! I know thats weird to say now that shes dead, but everyone was talking about me, laughing at me, and making fun of me. Like seriously I dont know how this happened, it just did I guess. Maybe it was guilt. Next thing you know, Ill be popular. (Pop!). Or when I put a giant pink triangle on the door to my room, or when I bought a rainbow bow tie and suspenders? By: Lorna McGregor, Age 12, Colorado USA Description: A god explains why humans are greedy. So, whew. (Taps headset.) (Sits down and takes a breath, places hands on lap.) Thats when I started to get worried, so I went downstairs to check on her, andshe was gone. What they do see is weird kid and obnoxious boy blowing gargantuan bubbles during class. You know I DIYd my costume, and it took me HOURS, but its nowhere near as good as yours. Nope. People forget who I am and dont recognize me anymore for I have changed. Here, have a cup of tea. The stem cell project? Pero, I just cant get over him hes all I think about! (Picks up prop glasses) My first pair was rectangular and brown. I could tell you all about my experience in the JROTC. I got rid of them all, every last one! I'm not in the book, you know. He is also grieving; His grandson Timothy died. Its not my fault the principal left her purse on her desk granted the door was locked. I didnt like the way I looked through my glasses. Oh, oh, hello Pooh Bear. Then dad told mom that she didnt have to be such a witch about it. Now that I say that Im realizing thats why I dont have my license. So, they had to walk. If students or adults want to perform these monologues on video, we may be interested in sharing the video performance on this page. Everyone get out your pencils. Genre: Comedic. ), Excuse me? I have to get out! The monsters who hide curled up in a beautiful skin. Right off the balcony! Speaking of Wicked, I am playing Glinda in our school version of the Broadway musical this spring. Pooh: I've got an idea, but I don't suppose it's a very good one. Please staunch your profuse bleeding and proceed directly there. I cant justleave him! I didnt catch that last part. By: Catherine Young, Age 12, Texas USA Description: A teenage girl explains why she hates Valentines Day while grocery shopping. Its like Im a prisoner. Well, I guess theres one thing that I really do need to talk about. It was more like a hangout spot for him and his friends. The Day My Brother Left By: Sarah M., Lynden, Ontario, Canada, Age 13 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description:When a young man heads off to university, it has a big impact on everyone, including his younger sister. Well, I didn't mean a little larger small helping. It explains a lot actually. My birthday balloon? Just because were different colors and we speak different languages, doesnt mean either of us is better than the other. What do you mean you arent going to pay me? Get out! Mostly I wanted somebody with a degree and a license to confirm my lifelong sneaking suspicion that I do have clinical depression. Not today! Its come in very useful with the lie detector tests Ive been through. Were only minor deities though so we arent that important but we still have to go to all the meetings. Oh good. By: Molly McKenna., Green Bay, Wisconsin, USA, Age 17 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A student panics while taking a test. One day, someone from the group to our left said, Do you realize you get to work every day? Working frequently is like the greatest honor we could ever have, by the way. So I started to think, why if I dont belong to a groupI get to work the most? Skylar Morrison likes to thump kids on the head. OK you do you know that I just told you I can read your mind so basically, I know what youre thinking, as in I know youre thinking Im a total lunatic but Im not, trust me. His son was famously the inspiration for the character of Christopher Robin and his stuffed animals, the inspiration for the other characters. Hes also opened up a quaint bed and breakfast with her as well: 7. Now, cacao looks delicious from the outside, but boy, is it disgusting. They then continued and found an awesome hammock that one of the sisters wanted to take a nap on but her other sisters insisted that they keep moving. I would be too if I had to go in there. By: Olivia S., Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Age 14 Gender:Female Genre:Dramatic Description: A beauty pageant contestant questions whether or not to continue competing. What if people start throwing things; or worse, tell everybody about my performance, and how much I sucked. First Place Winner! Well, dont. Hey man, bring ya red nose over here AYE MAN, I said bring ya RED NOSE over here! (In a very nerdy way) Statistics show that the easiest way to get someone to like you is to be popular. Its so helpless cant you see? The iceberg is melting and in three weeks its going to be a popsicle. (Accidentally steps on a teddy bear with a tag that says, I Love You.) And the worst part everything, everything, everything, everywhere you look, has the L word on it. At least he hasnt left me behind. You pushed me to be brave and to stand up for myself, and through it all, you were there. I swear it wasnt my fault. Honey! Listen up! On Wednesday, the Broadway play To Kill a Mockingbird was performed at Madison Square Garden for 18,000 public school students. [Eeyore] If you ask me, when a house looks like that, it's time to find another one. My life has been nothing but painful for the past two years, with names thrown at me from every direction and pranks pulled on me just to see me in pain and agony. First Place Winner! His name is Bagel, by the way. (Whispers.) This summer the air conditioner broke in our SUV so shes been rolling down the windows, but that isnt stopping her from singing at the top of her lungs. And Pooh kept his lonely vigil, hour after hour, after hour, until at last Pooh fell fast asleep and began to dream. Bitter fate of my people, bitter my name, bitter tears were shed by the dying, how many people drank their fate with bitter vodka, so many Mariias in the world, that forever people remember their sufferings and do not repeat mistakes. Troll spit. How would I know? (Very good indeed) Have fun preparing for your . So, if I could just use your phone, By: Scarlett Longo, Georgia, USA, Age 14 Description: A teen tells her diary about her worst day yet. I could mention offhand that I am, in fact, an Eagle Scout. That maybe the world would be better off without me Now as I sit here next to your grave, I wonder will anyone miss me if I was gone? But perhaps you'd save time if you took a whole jar. (pause) I think Ive told you before about how my sister, Katherine and I would play pranks on each other. For some reason, she always wins. What a childhood Ive had, with a tiger by my side! When I think of the city I always wonder what better things could be in store for me, I smile at that, but then I realize there arent any better chances here in this country. Hamlet, "Hamlet": Act I, Scene 2. Ive also discovered the stages to complete craziness. Listenersof which, there arent anyand I dont mean to start off on such a low note, but Im gonna go insane if I have to be stuck with myself for another two months. I understand. By the time the third featurette was released Winnie the Pooh had become a household name. I dont know. Genre: Comedic. Where are you going? Here we go again. Ive never gotten any recognition, so clearly, I must not be doing anything right. They just exist. Christopher Robin, you never can tell with bees. This alerts the obnoxious kid sitting behind you who loudly says, Oooh! Genre: Dramatic. Why me?! I just cant stay awake in your classyes, I think biology is interesting, especially DNA. Youre gonna aaaand you fell. 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